That's what happens when you stop a gamer from winning - call him names and fuck him

We were just taking a walk and all of a sudden we got the urge to get laid

Pfft, why should I wait for my wife when the maids even give anal

Listen, since you're not married, suck my dick in the entryway. I'll give you some money

What the fuck is this, bro? Why don't you teach me how to cum till I cramp?

Yeah, we're fishing for a fucker - can you fuck two of us? 😏

Took off the handkerchief and put it on my dick, that was fucking daring....

Walked into a sexy stranger's bathroom and tricked her into sex

What a loser — accidentally drank his wife's lover's sperm after cheating

Don't deny yourself anything — you want to fuck, start right here

If Luxury Girl wants to get laid, nothing can stop her

Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

I'm covered in cum after sex. And I just asked you to stretch my ass.🍑

How not to scream when a negro with a huge dick is casting

I've got big tits, you've got a dick, it'll be perfect sex, so stick it in

From a friend and my husband, I have two creampuffs in me. Who will guess which one I'm having a baby with?

I just met her, and she's already giving it to me. I'm an 80-level pickup artist

We don't even know each other, and the condom's broken, so you can give it to me in the woods

Delivery girl makes up for it with her mouth and anus so she doesn't lose her job

Yes, I wanted a promotion, but surely that's the only way?

He wanted to watch his sister jerk off, but ended up cumming on his face and inside

My sister is speaking German, she needs to be gagged with her dick

So my daughter won't get dumped by her boyfriend, I'll teach her how to fuck so he'll freak the fuck out

I love it when female students come for a retake — they give it to you in all the holes